Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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I started thinking about what obsequious who are the majority of sports journalists. Contradictory, and change their minds if they take against a player who had previously bastardized.

About the only thing I watch on TV is football or sport related programs. Still, I'm so bored on the notes to coaches, players, presidents, etc. We already know what to answer, with rare exceptions of some characters or some program like "Sin Cassette", which honors his name.

The foot odor given off by the mouths of journalists conformed to every situation is enhanced when the protagonist in question is Maradona.

I started with all this introduction because I want to make clear that I revere and exalt Maradona for being the best player in world history. I'm not a big fan of him, nor am among those who consider him a God, I think what made unique to the ball and playing great, it does not mean to defend him at all costs.

Maradona us if we fall down pat for burial grounds, and if we win too many to embody a god. generates these ambivalences , that toss, that love-hate, but not only among soccer fans, this ambiguity based on a more general, gossip programs, songs, politics, culture, etc. His example seems to serve for discussion of various disciplines or areas. What if you are fat, that if you diet, if you use gas, which is coupled with so and so , that changed a couple ...

I feel that as it hoisted to the top of the universe, I hit more sharply than others, perhaps friction is claiming that it has with the divine or supernatural is never measured by the same standards as others. Just as a lot of people seem to indulge in all, many other things that do not forgive other people will forgive. Is not that in turn cause and consequence of this, the big ego of Diego? should not criticize him for daring to do what is (driving a TV show, to be technical, boxing, etc) and their self-esteem huge. Does this self-confidence is not fed by all the praise it? It is the most pampered famous in Argentina. There should be easy to keep your narcissistic side curled in a corner in the middle so many compliments.

us how we should act to be Maradona? Imagine that would enjoy no private life, we would have privacy, we could not go out. Maradona to be not simple, is not simply carry over the years the weight of "social responsibilities" . Encomillo those words because really, beyond that football is just a sport, we can not deny that it is a vanishing point of reality. I asked many times:
- "Why you get wrong?, Perhaps football feeds you?".

- "No, it feeds me but me happy - I answer.
are few things that arouse feelings
like football, with its joys and sorrows. So do not underestimate the fan that makes football or any sport your passion, not lowered to that is completely devoted to watching the games at his club, is part of our culture. Maradona every time I stepped on a court it has the weight and the requirement that no other player has, the weight of winning matches on his own in a team sport, to be considered God must always be the best, should play in the physical conditions that is, pay off political debts contracted others, such a burden never rest on our body without leaving bruises.


you object to other glories as Francescoli better handled by more sporadic image appeared in the media. Sure, sure you can, sure Maradona is weak to the offer of the media. Just remember when he was hospitalized and Tinelli him out of the clinic to take your program and compete more strongly to "Big Brother." But this is also because Maradona is the charisma that has not Francescoli or some other great player. Maradona holds up with a program with some other decay.

Maradona The privileged body supports the weight of responsibilities; Moralists of light, the marks of their origin; the scars of time, the bruises from falls, the eternal cross HUMAN error, and the law of the most ruthless, but above all, support the overhead of having to act as a God to mortals he got used to provide them with the happiness that is not expressed in any other way or person or deity.

Friday, April 24, 2009

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Amenázame I was looking sweetly


ever heard, even with everything bad, even with everything that makes us suffer, even with all his strength to get depressed and burn by disappointments, yet love is the most wonderful feeling.

Borges speaks this offensive juggernaut in this great poem. To delight.

THE THREAT - Jorge Luis Borges

is love, I have to hide or flee. Grow your prison walls, like a fearful dream.

The beautiful mask has changed, but as always the only what I want with my charms, the exercise of the letters, vague learning, learning the language used to sing the rough northern seas and their swords, the serenity of friendship, the galleries of the library, common things, habits, the young love of my mother, the military shadow of my dead, the timeless night, the taste of sleep?.

Being with you or without you is the measure of my time. And the jar breaks on the source, and the man rises to the sound of birds, and have darkened that I look through the windows, but the darkness has brought me no peace.

is, I know, love, anxiety and relief to hear your voice, the hope and memory, the horror of living in the future. It is love with mythology, with its little magic useless.

There is a street corner that I dare not go. Now the armies come, the hordes (this room is unreal, she has not seen). The name of a woman betrayed me. It hurts a woman around the body.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

What Does A Hymen Look Like In An Adult

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The photograph is a captured moment of life, is the freezing time is the magic moment was broken a situation to lead it to posterity.

spontaneous photos have that freshness that never look like the photo inn. If the smile is natural is warmer to the eyes looking at camera smiling waiting for the flash fires.

When was photography Aboriginal saying that if you took a picture of you were stealing the soul. It is no accident that the verbs used "take", "steal", "capture" , when referring to the act of "drawing" a picture. Usually asks permission to photograph a person but sometimes circumstances require that the photo is made without the subject in question to find out.

Here I give you one of those spontaneous snapshots and a slogan : guess who is watching women of the image. We annex a few examples, you

propose other (the real one is not written here).

NO PRIZE! . If that hits a woman, you get a dinner me, if a man, a dinner with the woman in the photo you are looking forward to the resolution of the enigma. The lady is looking ...

- A gallant the piropea.

- The wonderful world of Facebook.

- A cockfight.

- A quarrel between Rial and Canosa.

- As you hack your Facebook account.

- A Gallardo clawing back to Abbondanzieri after Boca win on Sunday.

- A Javier Lopez naked.

- That the guy who met on Facebook is not what it seemed.

- That Maradona called the "Rolfi" Montenegro.

- That Maradona called the "Rolfi" Montenegro. (As if they thought they had read it wrong).

- That the test of Facebook "What song are you?" Gave as a result "My girl smoke" Teto Medina.

- That water having dengue is healthier than it has arsenic.

- That used to having friends in Facebook get what they are doing, the reality "every minute", she did not want to be less and put it: "I'm going on vacation to The Quiaca for 20 days," he turned and found his home working emptied by thieves.

- Guillermo Francella returns to acting on television, will again slob who likes pendejas, with the difference that this time he left his beard.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

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I sent this mail some time ago and I want to share with you because I'm very funny.


Mental Health Institute - Answering:


Thanks for calling the Mental Health Institute, the healthier company
for their moments of greatest folly ...

"If you are obsessive-compulsive, press, repeatedly, the number 1


"If you are codependent, ask someone to press 2 for you
.


"If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6 at the same time
.


"If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, know what
does, what he did, and what is done ... Hang up, your call will
traced and telephone harassment.


"If you are delusional, press any number on that phone giant
colors you-and only you-go spinning through the air.


"If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a voice will indicate
which number to press.


"If you're depressed, no matter which number you press, nothing will
out of her plight, he will realize that it makes no sense
your call and hang up.


"If you suffer from indecision, leave a message after the tone,
or before the beep, or after the beep or during the tone ... In any case,
wait for the tone, or do whatever you want.


-If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators
are caring for people more important than you, your call is a
waste of time for all humanity.


- But if the crisis is that ... you voted for Kirchner, Menem,
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Faithfull Marianne sings "A madman in a carousel, one of the best songs of Fito Paez, very poetic.


"... They say an angel trapped in the bathroom
crucified him and pulled him
eyes and his lips painted blood,
and cut her legs and ate,
and God is a smoke machine. "