I sent this mail some time ago and I want to share with you because I'm very funny.
Mental Health Institute - Answering:
for their moments of greatest folly ...
"If you are obsessive-compulsive, press, repeatedly, the number 1
"If you are codependent, ask someone to press 2 for you
.
"If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6 at the same time
.
"If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, know what
does, what he did, and what is done ... Hang up, your call will
traced and telephone harassment.
"If you are delusional, press any number on that phone giant
colors you-and only you-go spinning through the air.
"If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a voice will indicate
which number to press.
"If you're depressed, no matter which number you press, nothing will
out of her plight, he will realize that it makes no sense
your call and hang up.
"If you suffer from indecision, leave a message after the tone,
or before the beep, or after the beep or during the tone ... In any case,
wait for the tone, or do whatever you want.
-If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators
are caring for people more important than you, your call is a
waste of time for all humanity.
- But if the crisis is that ... you voted for Kirchner, Menem,
MILITARY WORLD Celebrate 78, CELEBRATION
P / D: Do not be discouraged, there may be for the next election, the
assholes always vote for president.
Faithfull Marianne sings "A madman in a carousel, one of the best songs of Fito Paez, very poetic.
crucified him and pulled him
eyes and his lips painted blood,
and cut her legs and ate,
and God is a smoke machine. "
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